Wisecracking Tweets About Credit CardsPosted July 5, 2013 in Offbeat
We are always on the look out, to see what you have to say about credit cards – whether it’s a question, comment or just a funny tweet about how you use your card.
The following tweets have earned the honor as our Best Wisecracks for June:
When your 14 yr old asks for your credit card, it's a good idea to ask what he is buying… pic.twitter.com/Pqx6WX1vlx
— April Wheeler (@LABeachmom) June 13, 2013
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to phish, he gets some sweet credit card, bank account and social security numbers. w00t!
— Terry F (@daemonic3) June 17, 2013
I got a letter in the mail saying I was pre-approved for a Walmart Credit Card. Not sure if I should be honored or ashamed.
— Very Rude Tweets (@VeryRudeTweets) June 3, 2013
My Credit card is bleeding UA call the ambulance. pic.twitter.com/KCpSUrUDoe
— Deion Sanders (@DeionSanders) June 9, 2013
Worst part about credit card fraud is going thru payment activity w/ banker & confessing that 90% of my purchases are cupcakes.
— Matt Kirouac (@Mattsland) June 9, 2013
If my calculations are correct, this credit card should be completely paid off 11 years after my death.
— Happy Nutbag (@tgdtirstpmo) June 4, 2013
The cashier told me "Strip down, facing me." How was I to know she was telling me how to swipe my credit card?
— FakeJakeFarr-Wharton (@JakeFarrWharton) June 7, 2013
Have a witty statement about credit cards? Tweet us at #LOLCards. Every month we will be selecting the best tweets to feature in our post!
(photo credit: shawn campbell)